A MONKEY!!! I have met A MONKEY on the street! Like when you run into a pigeon or a lizzard, only it's a MONKEY! I can rest in peace now.
It was the weirdest situation, I was just walking home when I see people taking pictures of this lamppost. And I am like "Pfff they are so touristy with their phones taking pictures of street lamps, thank god I will never sink to THAT level". Five seconds later I was the worst of them all with my camera jumping around, after realizing they werer actually taking pictures of this:
Even though it was very funny doing things like these:
... I was also a little afraid he might do some weird very fast move. Especially after seeing him yawn (just type "monkey teeth" into google pictures and you will see what I am talking about).
Here is a pitcure of the situation so you can see, that I did not just go to the zoo... (how can people just walk by???). It scares me a little bit, though, that the monkey was some 200 m awayof my residence. No more bananas lying around in the kitchen for the next six months!
You need a monkey pet!
ReplyDeleteI do, I do! And a lab-monkey as well!
ReplyDeleteand a monkey who does your dishes!
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